"The Butter Battle Book"

"No you won't," yelled Grandpa, "if I blow you up fast."
It seemed like no time and all time had just passed,
since VanItch and Grandpa kalupped up the wall.
My hopes were that neither VanItch or Grandpa would fall.
For if they should drop their Bitsy Big-Boy Boomeroo,
it would be the end of all Yooks and Zooks too.
"I'll get to you first," yelled VanItch.
"I'll blow you to bits with the flick of my wrist!"
"Grandpa, be careful," I yelled in great haste.
I tried holding composure with the greatest of grace.
"What will happen next?" "Will we be victorious, or will we be vexed?"
"I cannot tell you what the outcome will be," said he.
"We'll just have to wait here with patience and see."